Monday, July 9, 2007

Massacre Of The Stars

Allow me to intro:


Name: Theta Zythagoras

Age: 13

Occupation: Student

IQ: 20

Achievement: National Maths Olympiad Consecutive Champion (2001-2007)

Nobel Prize Award for Physics(2006), Nobel Prize Award for Chemistry(2006), Nobel Prize Award for Literature(2006)

Remarks: Theta, the top scholar of Star College, has never scored below 95% for any of his tests and examinations since Primary School. He attained his PSLE certificate at 9 and 'O' Level Certificate 2 years later. He was supposed to have graduated from Star College at 12 but it was said that he chose to retain as he disliked his tutor from year one. He created much disciplinary problems such as poor attendance and open defiance against his tutors. His weaker subject was Economics, which was the first subject to which he had a score of 94.1%, slightly below is 98% expectation.

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